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Remember the app for people who hate everything? It’s essentially your Tinder or your Bumble, but rather than making a knee-jerk reaction to the hotness of a total stranger that just appeared on your screen, you’re matched with someone who hates all the shit that you hate too.
One of my token first date moves is playing “the favorites” game where you ask someone their favorite food, movie, whatever. It inspires conversation while also allowing you to get to know the other party. Hater does the same thing, but you know, the exact opposite. After reaching out to the Hater app people, that game is rendered useless because they forwarded me the most hated things they’ve discovered since the app’s creation.
After sifting through hundreds and thousands of users (45% male, 55% female), this is what they came up with.
Top 10 Overall
1. bad wifi – 87%
2. bullies – 85%
3. dirty bathrooms – 82%
4. the westboro baptist church – 82%
5. the presidential election of 2016 – 81%
6. drunk driving – 80%
7. mosquitoes – 79%
8. bad manners – 79%
9. the rent being too damn high – 78%
10. loud chewing – 77%Top 10 Most Hated Topics (Female)
1. bad wifi 86%
2. the presidential election of 2016 86%
3. dirty bathrooms 85%
4. donald trump 85%
5. the westboro baptist church 83%
6. nuclear bombs 82%
7. drunk driving 82%
8. creepy dudes 81%
9. bad manners 81%
10. mosquitoes 79%Top 10 Most Hated Topics (Male)
1. bad wifi 87%
2. loud chewing 83%
3. the westboro baptist church 82%
4. dirty bathrooms 81%
5. drunk driving 80%
6. mosquitoes 80%
7. the presidential election of 2016 78%
8. the rent being too damn high 78%
9. bad manners 78%
10. gold diggers 77%
It’s truly disturbing to think that out of all the things we hate in this world, “bad wifi” is the top of the pops. But as much as I want to condemn everyone for the millennial scum that they are, bad wifi is pretty fucking terrible and it affects my life just as much (or more) than anything else on this list. Loud chewing? Eh, I’ll toss in headphones and listen to a podcast on my dope wifi. Dirty bathrooms? You don’t encounter those when you never leave your house because you have Google Fiber. Mosquitoes? No one goes outside anymore because Instagram fills that void.
77% of men hating gold diggers, though? Sounds like a scapegoat for being single. .
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i feel like guys who say they hate golddiggers don’t even make enough money for a real golddigger to even be interested in them.
“Pyrite diggers” doesn’t have the same ring to it though.
No, they’re just jealous they can’t be a gold digger too. I wish I could get a rich woman to buy me tickets to the game, nice booze, clothes, trips, and all that stuff. I can’t blame women for looking for rich guys, I’d do the same thing.
guys can be golddiggers. my sister is a doctor and i always joke that any guy she dates is only dating her because she has money lol
Fuck the 20% of people who don’t hate drunk driving.
The rent being too damn high made me laugh for some reason
Nukes? Really? How often do these people interact with nuclear weapons that that becomes a thing?
Maybe there are a lot of Japanese people on this app
Hey Japanese people, it happened a long time ago, just let it go. Also, thank you kindly for PlayStation, Sushi/Hibachi, Samurai swords, streetwear inspiration, pandas, Fukushima debris that washes up on shore here, radioactive tuna, and Fuji film
But would the females hate nukes if they were dropped on the Westborough Baptist Church? I need to see the metrics for that before I make a sound dating decision. Also, they better get used to the idea of nikes because if Trump pulls us out of NATO, Russia will probably invade Europe to claim the Baltic states and they like nukes. NATO will then probably ask us for support and if we deny claim, I can totally see a 3rd world war happening where NATO/Russia clandestinely invades the US to fulfill the Denver airport mural storyline along with the Georgia Guidstones rules because let’s be honest, our own military isn’t going to kill its own people so you would need an outside force to do that . Don’t forget about North Korea too! Omg there’s so many things to look forward to and stuff!
How was bullies the second highest overall but didn’t make the top 10 of male or female?
If I were to use this app Big Bang Theory would be definitely be up there.
These are all pretty lame. Oh you found someone who doesn’t like poverty, AIDS, and Windows Vista? You should date!
Vista is better than 8. XP for life tho
How is loud chewing not higher. Learn to chew with your mouth closed, you filthy animals.
Bullies? Really. What are we, 5?