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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
GOOD MORNING WINNERS I HOPE YOU GOT A GOOD NIGHT’S REST BECAUSE WE’VE GOT ANOTHER DAY CHOCK FULL OF KICKING ASS AND PURPOSEFULLY MISSPELLING NAMES TO ASSERT DOMINANCE ON OUR HANDS. I PERSONALLY GOT UP A HALF HOUR EARLIER THAN USUAL JUST TO MAKE SURE I HAD A LEAD ON ALL THE HATERS. YOU GOTTA REMEMBER EVERY DAY THAT IF YOU DON’T WANT IT BAD ENOUGH TO TAKE THAT SHIT, SOMEONE ELSE WILL. THAT’S YOUR SHIT, HOMBRE. DON’T BE GETTING JACKED FOR YOUR SHIT. EVEN IF IT FEELS LIKE THE DECK IS STACKED AGAINST YOU, WHEN NOTHING IS GOING YOUR WAY, AND IT FEELS LIKE THE ENTIRE WORLD IS ROOTING FOR YOUR DOWNFALL, THAT’S WHEN YOU’VE GOT TO RISE UP TO THE CHALLENGE AND DOME FOOLS. GET TO IT.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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ITS HUMP DAY BOYS YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ROLL OUTTA BED AND HIT THE HELICOPTER ONE TIME BEFORE YOU GO SIT IN YOUR CUBE ALL DAY YEE YEE
Another training day for new hires. Teaching people who live at or below the poverty line how to use commercial equipment to not fuck up multi-millionaire’s yards is hard
Good god did this comment make me unexpectedly sad
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?
Salary negotiations will continue remotely today, I better get what I want or I’m gonna sit down and write a nasty letter to my god damn senator. I bartered with the roommate and ended up getting brand new wireless Dre Beats for having him not pay me $97 for oil so now my ear holes can get fucked but the aural orgy of music that’s in my Spotify. Gonna blast that as loud as it can go so I can become deaf and not have to listen to stupid fucking people anymore. I’m like an 80 year old man in a 29 year old’s body. Might as well start shopping for head stones on Amazon or something, the problem is they never go out of season so I’ll be paying full price 🙁
Waiting for the madness to start so that I can be at work getting paid but watching basketball
Going into the Governor’s campaign hoping to land myself a gig. Got my cold brew closer juice in hand. Let’s get it.
Finally having luck with the trial I’ve been working on for 2 weeks, lunch later today with a good friend and then ending the day with feeding my newborn calf. I’m ready to own today.
Wooooo bonus hit the account today. Fuck a 46.5% withholding rate but still you’re looking at a multi-thousandaire.
Riding high after negotiating a 30% price discount on the wife’s push present, plus no sales tax. This just makes me mad at the highly-inflated price, but I’m still rewarding myself with a nice cup o’ Joe.
Grind today because only one more day until the best weekend of the year