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Today, we’ve got Mia Khalifa on the podcast. Last time she was on, she revealed that she stole Ambien from her dog so we’re probably in for some more entertainment.
Here’s how these open threads work — we post prompts, you comment, and one of three things happens – we discuss on the podcast, we ignore it completely, you pass time on the site where you’d otherwise be reading content with time spent reading and contributing to the open thread.
This Week’s Prompts
1. What’s your best / worst dating app opener?
2. If the Touching Base guys participated in Nickelodeon’s GUTS, who would get gold, silver, and bronze?
3. What questions do you have for today’s podcast? .
Respond
1) Me: What sex position produces the best looking kids?
Her: hahaha idk
Me: I don’t know, ask your parents
Her: lololol my snap is…
2) Dave, Dill, 1000 people, then Will
3) favorite drink when day drinking?
1) Just so you know, my jacket size is a 44 long and my right arm is a bit longer than my left.’
2) Dillon, Dave, Will….obviously.
3) What’s your most memorable golf shot?
1) Do you want to go get Chinese food with me and my dad tomorrow night?
2)Dillion, Dave, the trashbin, Micah, Wolly Defries
3) Thoughts on the male 3/4 leggings under shorts look at the gym/ your go to gym style
I vouch for the 3/4 leggings under gym shorts. Keeps legs warmer and looks tight.
1. What are your thoughts on Taco Bell for a first date (about to celebrate a year with the first girl who responded to this one)
2. Dillion, Dave, Will
3. Dillion you back in the dating game or just kicking it with your boys and kid(s) crushing the dad life?
Mia, would you slap Dillon again?
Dillon would have it until the Crag and then fall apart because he would stop to tell everyone how he skis Vail once a year and is suited for mountains situations
Also what’s the craft beer scene going in the office. What’s everyone drinking lately? Looking for branch out a little from the west coast IPAs
Not really a question for the pod, but starting next Monday, Feb 20th on Nat Geo WILD they’re doing a “Big Cat Week” and we all know how much you guys like talking about the different types of Big Cats
1. Are you aware that bees are dying at an alarming rate?
2. No way to tell. I’d say Dillon gold, but the Aggro Crag is the great equalizer.
3. Dave. If I’m medical school, and when I graduate I really won’t be able to close deals, can I still join your network?
My bumble profile is “better swipe quickly because I hear bees are dying at an alarmingly fast rate”
So…sup?
I’ll apply to residency wherever you’re at
In*
1. What would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bathroom floor cause he’s hungry?
2. Dave, Dill, Will
3. Has life changed that much since uber left?
I tried using “who would be a better wingman – Peyton Manning or Von Miller” (around the time of the Superbowl last year) and I got seriously the worst responses, which I was kind of surprised by- I thought I was showing off my football knowledge. Responses like “Peyton Manning is a douche” or “who cares?”.
Best was definitely “who is your go to MarioKart character”.
Yoshi and what is your favorite track?
Princess Peach and Peach Beach.
Let’s get married.
Only if we play BeerioKart
*drunk driver.
If there was basic in the 90’s this would be it.
If getting drunk playing MarioKart and demanding to be Peach is 90’s basic, then fuck it, I suppose I’ve been basic since childhood.
As long as you haven’t been drinking since childhood.
Peach is my hoe and the only beach worth discussing is Koopa Troopa beach. I appreciate the effort but you’re clearly not a true fan, because Mario Kart 64 is the only Kart.