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I swore to myself I would only have two glasses of wine and go to bed promptly at 10 pm after watching Nick Viall pretend that he has any charisma for two painful hours. Well, here I am an hour later on glass number four, halfway through a pack of cookie dough, and deep into the recesses of Twitter. Here are my top 10 favorite Bachelor tweets that got me through this horrifying but entertaining two hours.
1. This is the level of petty I aspire to be.
2. Why does the Bachelor never win awards for its cinematography?
3. I have so many questions that I don’t want answered.
4. Olivia, queen of Bachelor villains, weighs in. #TakesCrazyToKnowCrazy
5. I needed aloe lotion to treat the second degree burn I got just from watching this takedown. #ThatsSoRaven #Raven4Prez
6. Corinne + Chad? Chorinne? Corad? What do I have to do to make this pairing happen?
7. If we get Chad and Corinne together, the Bachelor can start a couples therapy show! Would.
8. Is the Bachelor spending too much money bribing Nick to keep Corinne around to replace the flamingo Chad destroyed?
9. I haven’t felt that awkward since I had to admit to the thai delivery guy that my order was just for one person.
10. JUST BRING BACK LUKE ALREADY, DAMNIT!
Until next week. .
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Quinn Truflais
Formerly known as Queen of The Garbage People. Functional title still stands. Dog owner, whiskey drinker, Star Wars fangirl. #DoingItForTheContent QuinnTruflais@gmail.com
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Crick? Where are you Crick?
Discussed on the podcast – won’t be up until a little later today. But it’s coming, promise.
You’re a lovely sock puppet William
You wrote this entire article and didn’t mention Crick, the best in the business.
Lol, I would never presume to try and compete with such insight and analysis.
When the delivery person asks if you need any more sets of utensils, just shake your hand and hand them back all but one. Eventually they stop asking
This list is incomplete without anything from the Bachelor Interns – @BachelorInterns
I usually just search by the #Bachelor hashtag, but I will investigate for next week’s installment…
You won’t be disappointed