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Back in November, we brought to you the headline, Most Basic Girl Ever Lays Down Trump-Laced Rant In The Middle Of A Chicago Craft Store. I fundamentally do not understand how anyone could possibly not click that because it was one of the most must-watch videos of 2016. Her name is Jennifer Boyle and she was pretty much a dead woman walking once her video went viral and the entire world got a taste of what it would feel like to be on the other end of an argument with her.
If you don’t remember who she is or just want a refresher, join the 4+ million other people who have watched her tirade in the middle of a Michaels craft store.
Truly remarkable. A few days later, another video surfaced where she was in a similar altercation with a Peet’s Coffee manager who allegedly called her a “basic white bitch.”
Two months after the former of these videos took place, she’s finally broken her silence and has done sit-down interview with NBC Chicago. You’ll have to bear with me because NBC Chicago made it pretty much impossible to comfortably watch this interview – partially because they split it up into seven different two-to-four minute clips, and partially because they just put a steady cam on her face that never once moves.
So. much. to. digest.
While every fiber of my being wants to rid myself of Jennifer, I just can’t. I simply can’t. There were several moments during the interview when I thought to myself that she was coached, she’s delusional, she’s dumb as rocks, or just all of the above. I’m leaning towards all of the above for a few reasons.
Nevermind the fact that she completely avoided apologizing for both debacles (more on that in a second), but her quotes of “everybody is a work in progress” and “we’re all human” legitimately made me laugh out loud in a public setting. Those are the types of things one says when they have zero excuses for their actions and have no desire to apologize in any sense of the word.
I’m no True Detective or anything, but the biggest red flag of them all during this entire interview was the sheer amount of times that she blinked. No one in their right mind should ever blink that rapidly and all it did was scream “LIAR!” to me the entire time. Had they once shown the person conducting the interview, they probably would’ve looked like this: .
Far and away the best part of the entire shitshow was when they asked if she was actually sorry, only for her to react with the question, “For what?” For what, Jennifer? Uhhh, I can think of about 15 minutes of live video that you miiiiiight want to apologize for. I learned 1st grade that two wrongs don’t make a right, so I’m prettttttty pretty sure that telling the Peet’s manager that they’re a “bitch” repeatedly isn’t something that goes ever well when you’re sitting with your parents at Christmas dinner.
But then the interviewer actually clarifies, “Are you sorry about anything you said in the videos?” and her face just goes blank before shaking her head and saying, “No.” Remarkable. I don’t know how he didn’t inadvertently spit coffee all over her over-make-up’d face in amazement.
But hey, we’re all just a work in progress, right? .
[via NBC Chicago]
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I bet she could suck a microwave through a garden hose
The new question I ask girls when talking to them is, “How do you feel about that crazy girl who screamed at those Michael’s employees and coffee shop folks?” If their answer starts to sound like they’re agreeing with her rant, I just run the other direction like a suspect on COPS.
“like a suspect on COPS” best visual.
It’s a reference everyone can visualize. Only if I could write for PGP *soft sad sigh*.
Would
If you do, at least hate fuck her, do it for the people!
Maybe after 12 beers and the lights off
Must be nice, being able to be that picky.
Would but with a little self caution. Even that stock photo can’t hide those crazy eyes.
I’m not sure you quite understand what a stock photo is, but yes, she has crazy eyes along with every other part of her being as seen in multiple videos.
I hear ya, I get complacent after 2. Sometimes we all get sloppy.
I just like when she starts saying that she needs to live her life “above reproach.” Like, that’s not how that works. That’s not how that works at all.
Goodness, she’s aged 10 years since the video came out. I guess being one of the most disliked people in the universe causes a lot of stress.
You know, I bet I could stage one of these scenarios with a friend to launch a youtube career. He could go on Ellen I could go on FOX News.
How come in the rant videos she looks 23-25 and in the interview she looks mid to late 30s?
I hope it’s the late 30s because she repeated saying she makes “$90K a year” (She got fired from her job and probably won’t see that kind of salary anymore). It would be more understandable someone that old making $90K, not someone in their mid-20’s.
she’s like 28, i think. (posted below, she went to high school with one of my friends)
28-ish making $90K is pushing it because of what her Linkedin profile saying she, basically, does middle management work. Yet again +30% of that income could be coming from daddy *cough cough*. Also, congrats on the Stanley Cup win, Kessel.
Reminds me of someone…Things Girls Do After Graduation…
MAN, going through those was brutal, but worth it. Best part was when she says people have been leaving Michael’s bags and Peet’s coffee cups outside her apartment, and when she talks about “her legacy”
My eyes literally lit up with pure joy when I saw this headline.
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