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Steph Curry and Under Armour released a new shoe last night, and Twitter’s response was, well, less than stellar. “My Life In The Frying Pan” by Steph Curry might be hitting your local Barnes and Noble bookshelf soon. People all over Twitter fried these shoes, and for good reason. I can’t believe Under Armour wants $119.99 for these things. If I’m shelling out that kind of dough for basketball shoes, I’m buying Nikes. I don’t care what kind of technology Under Armour has. Give me the Nike brand or give me death. I’m not a sneaker head. I don’t wait in obnoxiously long lines for a limited release Jordan shoe. I wear Birkenstocks whenever possible, or a nice tassle loafer if the event calls for something more formal. With that being said, I know ugly, and these shoes are fucking hideous.
"Let me speak to your manager" 5s. pic.twitter.com/v4KxNAxxQp
— Sedulous Lee (@TonyLee_) June 9, 2016
These shoes look like something a dad would buy at Kohl’s for $29.99.
The Well Actually XI’s pic.twitter.com/zv8ed1R4jE
— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) June 9, 2016
The Steph 2 Lows were made for snitches the world over.
@netw3rk pic.twitter.com/BDFyw3D6H6
— Ben Detrick (@bdetrick) June 9, 2016
Worse than a vasectomy? Under Armour needs to take these atrocities off of their website and get back to the drawing board.
— Will Thompson (@thrillis4) June 10, 2016
This one actually works because I could absolutely see the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” lady rocking these in the nursing home.
"Let me tell how good Hamilton was" 4s pic.twitter.com/s2dRr6QBqP
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) June 10, 2016
How do you know someone has had the privilege of seeing Hamilton? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you about it. In some fresh ass Steph 2 Lows.
The one tweet I couldn’t find? A crying Jordan infused Steph 2 low..
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Game changer for the Nursing profession.
Ahh, the perfect shoe for the washed up dad of 3 who coaches football and drives his 2 sons to the brink of suicide because he thinks they can be drafted by the NFL after high school. The same dad that works in the office as an inside sales manger and is still not completely healed from his strict military family upbringing that forced him to quit football to seek the American Dream.
20 years from now I feel like I will have a pair of those that I will specifically now the lawn in.
In true dad fashion they will only become lawn mowing shoes after you wear them around for 2-3 years, your wife starts nagging you they’re dirty and falling apart and you need new shoes, but this pair is still way too nice to throw away. So it becomes a lawn mowing shoe. I own at least 3 pairs of lawn mowing shoes.
Are you me?
I employee rednecks to sell gas plants, so…maybe?
Quality and durability of Under Armour shoes to Nike is not even close. Team Nike
Crying Jordan is inevitable
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I feel like Nike has played the ultimate long con by paying an intern to rise through the ranks of product design at under armour to ultimately create the ugliest shoe possible.
Well if your athletic shoe isn’t 900 different colors nowadays it’s not cool. But to be fair under armor hasn’t made a cool shoe since ‘nam.
Under Armor’s shoes are terrible and incredibly uncomfortable IMO.
There’s a reason why Nike has 90% of the basketball shoe market on lock down. they are just a better product. Those shoes are disgusting.
Are these the shoes that you wear when you’re working from home Mollie???