Just got my first work wife. She just put in her two-weeks. PGP.
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Just got my first work wife. She just put in her two-weeks. PGP.
On my last day at my old job I served my work spouse with fake divorce papers. They demanded half my stuff. I gave them my coffee mug and stapler instead.
That’s pretty kind. People literally burn office buildings over staplers.
Where the fuck do you work? That escalated quickly…
My work wife got fired today. #PGP