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If someone told me they were going to spend their Valentine’s Day at Hooters, I’d think that was the most depressing plan one could possibly have. Yes, even more than sitting on your couch getting wine-drunk while watching Bridget Jones’s Diary. Don’t get me wrong, I love Hooters as much as the next guy. But come on. On Valentine’s Day? Reassess your shit, man.
But now it turns out that they’re giving away free wings? Sign. Me. Up.
Per Fox 7 Austin:
On Feb. 14, Hooters will give you 10 free boneless wings – with a purchase of 10 wings – if you shred a photo of your ex-lover. Sure, that’s a lot of wings, but what do you have to lose at this point? You can do this two ways: Head to Hooters.com/ShredYourEx and print a digital coupon, or bring an actual photo to a Hooters establishment, and take care of business on-site.
Seems easy enough. The one issue I have with it is the fact that no one has physical copies of their photos anymore. And if you’re anything like me, owning a printer is even further down on my list of priorities than a fax machine. Oh well. Might be worth printing off a single copy at Walgreens beforehand, only to have Savanna tear it to pieces. I mean, free wings are free wings.
Shit, you might find me live blogging at Hooters Houston. .
[via Fox 7 Austin]
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