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I’m disgusted right now. I feel sick to my stomach. I don’t know what to say.
I normally try to give humans the benefit of the doubt, so I’ll just tell myself this was staged. I’ll just tell myself I didn’t just see some vertical phone recording ass wipe make a skate save on what would have been his buddy’s first eagle. Maybe this is another one of those Jimmy Kimmel bits that we find out was staged like a week later.
Eagles are hard to come by. I remember my first eagle (Holed out from 165 in case you were wondering), and I can damn near remember every subsequent eagle because again, it’s hard as fuck to eagle a hole. If some clown in my foursome pulled this shit, you best believe we’d be throwing down, Barker v. Gilmore style. Hell, even if it was a bogey putt, you just don’t do that.
What if this guy scuffed the green? That’s the cardinal sin on any golf course, no matter how terrible. Boo this man, and ban him for life..
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No one deserves this to happen to them
Except Todd Miata
and Kendra Syrdal?
She hasn’t posted in like 2 weeks. Maybe we got rid of her
And jaytas
Is rather kick Todd Miata than his golf ball
And leaves the pin that close to the hole? This guy definitely golfs in cargo shorts.
A valuable life lesson in trusting no one.
Man what a dick. I would give my friend’s club “the Mr. Larson” as punishment.
This was painful to watch
This is how supervillains are created.