So it’s been a pretty slow Monday here as I’m recovering from two holiday parties and transforming my house into a festive winter wonderland. But this office downtime means I’ve been able to dive deep, deep, deep into the depths of the internet to places so obscure nobody would even fathom posting a Star Wars spoiler. Along this journey I found possibly one of the weirdest anti-drug videos I’ve seen in a while… without further ado I present to you #StonerSloth
Now after seeing that, I have a few questions.
1. What kind of weed were they smoking and where can I get it?
This is on par with some of Dante’s shit…
The movie they were watching at the end is Troll 2, and you most certainly have to be high or extremely bored to watch it.
2. Has anyone ever gotten so high they couldn’t tell the difference between salt and salad?
Really if this has I need to hear this story. E-mail it to me [email protected]
3. How did so many sloths wind up in Australia?
They are indigenous to northern South America. There is either some elaborate animal smuggling ring or you must be high… I need to know.
4. Does #StonerSloth only smoke indicas?
Maybe he should switch to a Sativa for a more energetic buzz.
5. Is a #StonerSloth available as a pet?
Honestly, a #StonerSloth seems like a really low maintenance pet. What do they eat? Is it house-trained? Would it be really bad at bogarting the joint? There are so many variables I need to get information on.
Check out the site for more #StonerSloth entertainment. I’ll be here writing an elaborate questionnaire to the Australian government. Got any hypothetical #StonerSloth questions? Let’s hear em below..
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Never confused salad for salt. But when I first started smoking in college I found a cane in the fraternity house and had to use it to walk around for the first few weeks of smoking.
Why would you need a cane? Would you just randomly fall down from fits of laughter?
I went from not smoking at all to gravs and blunts. I had no motor skills and would randomly pass out in places. That was a fun few weeks until my tolerance built up.
I need to party in that Frat house.
Personally I think I’m better on weed. Or maybe I just feel better on weed….same difference.
Whoever made this ad campaign has clearly never smoked. Everything is better “on weed”
Solid half-baked reference.
if he can roll J’s on his own I might consider paying him to live with me.
Those three claws don’t look like they’d be adapted for that. I’d like to know this as well.
Using a lighter must be problematic too