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Life is hard. One of the biggest problems is living on a tight budget. Rent prices keep climbing, salaries don’t climb at all, and fun times with your friends get more and more expensive. If you find yourself looking for some supplemental income, look no further, because I have some great suggestions for you.
1. Drive an Uber
You’ve probably hauled around your drunk friends before for free, so why not do it and make some cash? Work those surge prices.
2. Spin signs
Throw in some headphones and dance around with a sign on the corner, because we all really care about some furniture store’s liquidation sale.
3. Be a brand ambassador
If you don’t know if your social media is annoying enough, just start marketing some tea or some clothes and you’ll be top-level obnoxious in no time.
4. Sell essential oils
So natural. Works miracles.
5. Sell stuff on Etsy
Can you paint coolers? Knit? Anything crafty? Go cash in on your talents.
6. Sell kitchen knives
I actually made a shit ton of money doing this.
7. Sell makeup, fake nails, smoothies, workout plans
Win that pink Cadillac.
8. Sell LinkedIn endorsements
Are your friends desperate? Well for just $20, you can verify their skills at Excel, public speaking, event planning, and research.
9. Sell drugs
Worked for Pablo Escobar.
10. Deliver food
Work nights after being at the office all day. Maybe you’ll make some decent tips or walk in on some people shooting a video that conveniently need a pizza boy.
11. Be a bouncer
Just don’t do this:
12. Work at an after-school program
I’ve heard from some people that this is highly-effective birth control.
13. Coach
It’s actually a lot of fun. Trust me.
14. Give lessons
Whether it’s piano, golf, tennis, baseball, guitar, or teaching old people how to work computers, do it.
15. Gamble
Everyone knows you can strategically gain a lot of money from sports gambling, just make sure you go to mybookie.ag.
16. Breed animals
The real redneck strategy here is to buy animals at the stock sale that are already pregnant. But if you don’t have the facilities to have a bunch of goats running around, then you may need to stick to cats and dogs. Seriously, have you seen puppy prices? Cash flow.
17. Ask random strangers to Venmo you
It’s worked before.
18. Rob a bank
Just make sure you practice on Grand Theft Auto a few times.
19. Strip
Take those clothes off and shake what your mama gave ya.
20. Work part-time on the weekends
You can wait tables, bag groceries, or sell electronics. It’s all the same. Cash.
21. Write for PGP
Best damn job I’ve ever had..
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21 Side Jobs To Help You Get Some Money To *Do* Blow On The Weekends
that’s honestly how I read it when I scrolled by it in the queue.
I’d hit the slopes and crush deals with you anyday, Dave
Not that Dave endorses doing drugs; but hey, what you do in the comfort of you own home, behind closed doors is your business.
As long as you’re not hurting anyone, and you vote for Gary Johnson, then I’m alright with it.
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I got a side gig dancing a few nights a week.
I’m not a stripper, it’s burlesque.
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Is this you too?
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I’ve heard about these Dancing Bear videos.
Things I’ve seen used, or used myself, to get into Athens bars instead of a valid ID:
1) A student ID, clearly saying the person is a freshman.
2) The passport of the guy who walked in ahead of me.
3) A 21 year old female’s ID.
4) A holographic Pokemon card.
Athens would be the best college town in the country if it weren’t full of UGA students
Downvote me all you want, it’s still the only town where someone’s spit in my face and hit me in the head with a beer bottle. Georgia fans are animals.
Sports gambling is the way to go. Till you have an 0/7 college football Saturday and the only way to make rent next month is to win it all back the next weekend.
I feel like this is just an advertisement to get more free lance articles submitted.
I found a website where I write papers for lazy idiot college students. They pay like $30/page with daddy’s money, it’s pretty great.
Where would a guy find one of these sites? Asking for a friend
I’m deeply torn between helping out fellow PGPers and not wanting more competition (it’s a bidding system). But there are lots of them out there apparently.
Reffing is a great side job too. Ive been doing it since middle school, worked my way to up to doing reffing minor pro hockey.
And apparently I’ve forgotten how to formulate a proper sentence…
Good to see you switched from Bovada to MyBookie
Serious comment here: focus groups. If you live in a big city, chances are theres several focus group companies in the area that will pay you for your opinion. Ive made up to $1000 in a month doing these, but $100-300 per month is more realistic if you qualify.
These bots are getting really subtle. No spelling errors, and not one mention of private sexy time.
Lol no bots here sir. Ive been doing these since I was 18. Easiest money you’ll ever make. Google focus forward, plaza research, Schlesinger Associates. These are some of the bigger focus group companies in the US.
Can confirm. You fill out a survey online, if you fit their target demographic they give you a call, you do the same song and dance, go in for an hour or so, bank 100 to 300.
Low key ad to write for a company that just laid off a ton of employees? Y’all are doing this backwards..