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You Definitely Can’t Afford The Dinner Tab This Houston Texans Rookie Got Stuck With

Credit card roulette is a game not for the faint of heart. Before you know it, you’re spending $300 on drinks for your friends who are getting off unharmed only to forget that it ever happened, only for you to check your bank account in the morning and commit to not going out for the next two weekends.

Well, rookie hazing in the NFL isn’t any different (besides the fact that the stakes are astronomically higher).

KJ Dillon, a rookie safety for the Houston Texans, found this out the hard way. He posted a photo of the receipt he got stuck with last night presumably after eating dinner with fellow teammates who were not, in fact, rookies.

Yeah, that reads $16255.20. And it doesn’t appear that anyone was letting up on him prior to the bill coming considering the grotesque amounts of unnecessary foods listed on the receipt. I don’t know why creamed spinach goes for more than $10 a pop, but much like when you’re out to dinner with your parents, it doesn’t matter because you’re not paying.

The toughest part to swallow? The $7700 on Hennessy because Dillon doesn’t even fucking drink.

And just in case you were wondering how today’s going for him after losing out on $16,000+ last night:

No word yet on whether he’s going to eat it depressed in his car during practice like the rest of us.

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Will deFries

Will deFries (@WilldeFries) is the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries. Senior Writer, Editor, and Content Manager. Email me at will@grandex.co.

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