Verlander, Gretzky, and Kid Rock Went Out And Probably Discussed Awesome Shit Last Night

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There are those nights when you’ve got a dream team situation going any no one can touch you. Your fringe friends? They’re busy with other plans. Everyone’s girlfriend? Out of town at a bachelorette party or family vacation.

You gotta think that last night was one of those nights for these guys. Don’t believe me? Just watch.


Hold up, you’re telling me JV was hanging out with The Great One AND The American Badass? Game over. If you were at a bar last night and you saw that crew roll in, you’re officially done talking to every girl you’re saddled up at the bar with because all eyes are officially elsewhere.

Talk all you want about your dream golf foursome, but no matter how you cut it, this one could be very formidable. Just look at the resume of these three:

25+ Million Albums Sold
1,016 NHL Goals (Most All-Time)
9 NHL MVPs (Hart Trophy)
6 MLB All-Star Games
4 Stanley Cups
1 AL MVP Award
1 Cy Young Award
1 MLB Triple Crown
1 Rookie Of The Year
1 Mighty Ducks Appearance
1 Pam Anderson Sex’d With
1 Kate Upton Sex’d With
1 Paulina Gretzky Produced

They’ve all unquestionably been at the top of their respective crafts, they all have a thing for leggy/well-endowed blondes, and have all had encounters with Will deFries at some point in their lives whether they remember them or not.

No one really knows how these three got together last night, but here’s what we do know: Kid Rock’s emblem of the American Badass eagle resides on the chair that Verlander is sitting in. They were all in Beverly Hills (Verlander was spotted with Kate Upton there yesterday as well) where Kid Rock has a place and Gretzky played for the LA Kings. And it all probably started with one of them group texting the others, “How about some GOATS painting the town red tonight?”

Gotta love it.

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