If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had been here. I’d forget too. PGP.

Being way too pleased with your Quiznos order. PGP.

Going to the other Chipotle for fear of becoming a regular at the closer one. PGP.

One email. 17 words. 32 exclamation marks. PGP.

The 3:30 pm line to get to the leftover barbeque from a client lunch. PGP.

If I wake up feeling refreshed, it probably means I overslept. PGP.