Hey! You fucking leave the Juicero out of this. You hear me?…I mean, read me!? It’s been through enough lately and it’s on suicide watch now. Just because it looks like a colostomy bag/robot afterbirth smashed into a Capri Sun doesn’t make it a useless product. There are people out there with no hands who aren’t lucky enough to just squeeze the juice out.
You can drink on the street in New Orleans and I didn’t realize that until I was there and then I had a good time. It’s not that hard to figure out Jimothy. For fuck’s sake
I remember when I went down to New Orleans for the first time to visit my then girlfriend and we were drinking in one of the bars and she was like “let’s go” while we just got our drinks and I was like “where” and she was like “outside to walk around” and then my life changed forever and I was so excited because I made that city my drunken playground and realized that I am not an adult man person yet
Do you guys know the recipe for a climate change disaster? I’ll tell you, don’t worry…it’s when religious wing nut clowns are put into positions of power who still have a hard time believing that dinosaurs existed, try to tell you that sea levels aren’t rising and it’s all a Liberal hoax. Meanwhile, Louisiana loses 100 yards of coastline per hour (yay football stats!). Jimbo Fischer, go fuck yourself and learn how to swim
Aw, Jimbo you’re taking these literal and too seriously aren’t you? I remember when I used to be a dumbass but then I grew up and started donating clothes to the local shelter to help impoverished kids in my neighborhood in order to prop up property values so we could get that moneyyyyyy
Good for them, guys. Taking initiative to help solve the water crisis and to also collect your feces for Fertalizer where they can then grow your food for you while onsite since the overhead of having a cafeteria and paying recovering drug addicts/alcoholics below minimum wage is just too much fucking money. Al Gore really appreciates this effort. Feeding people is becoming a head ache so it was either that or they cull some of you off instead of just firing you.
All these mobile app/tech assholes always trying to make the world a better place. Guys, I bet they didn’t know that the illegal drug trade is another leading cause in the deforestation of the Rainforest. The only way to solve this problem is to grow your own god damn weed and stop buying it from Dennis down the street. We all know a guy like Dennis, fuck all the Dennis’. Not like literally fuck them but like don’t buy drugs from them
Don’t believe the toothpaste ads you see guys, get non-fluoride toothpaste and also stay away from town provided tap water because fluoride calcified your pineal gland which will cause you to be a semi-functioning mongoloid. I’ve avoided it and how do you think I’m able to critically think and creatively write these comments. I still got a mushy pineal gland, obv.
Guys, our bodies change every 7 years so new allergens can appear without us being prepared for them. That being said, please stop buying huge ass diesel trucks and then jacking them up and putting custom exhaust on them to make them look like the trucks you used to play with in the sand box as a kid. I already know that you have a Napoleon Complex, can’t face the realities of growing up, and have a very tiny man penis. Your insecuritymobiles are spewing hydrocarbons in the atmosphere and chasing rampant pollution that can trigger allergies in healthy people. Your small dicks are collectively fucking all of our asses and we couldn’t feel them for awhile because they’re small and stuff lol
Shit just comes to me as I sit here and overlook analytics charts for a mobile app. Plus my brain is probably fucked up….or extremely aware. I can’t really tell anymore
You were in Boston and didn’t even hit me up? Colddddddd
Also, make sure you guys turn off the water when you brush your teeth because there are people dying of thirst half a world away and all that water you’ll save with def get to them in time.
Guys, this somewhat has something to do with this article…I am dedicating my comments today to spread awareness of environmental issues. I missed Earth Day because I was too busy being a sanctimonious douchebag by guilt shaming people into caring about eco-friendly initiatives. Okay, here we go….Please cut up your fucking 6-pack holders before you throw them away so that they don’t strangle a seagull or a dolphin when they ultimately get flushed out into the ocean lol. Thanks
Guys, the human race is in jeopardy. Our time of doing a bunch of dumb stuff just to pay for stuff and then feel empty inside after is limited. I think I have a solution. People are gonna have to man up and cuck out their wives, it will solve the lack of sex problem in many people’s lives. It will also increase the spread of disease which will line the pockets of medical companies while also forcing them to research more diseases and find more cures. I undertand people will die but a population decrease is needed anyway so that algorithms can automate most of our lives and AI can replace most labor jobs. The ultimate goal of this cucking thing is to reduce terrorism because idk about you but when I’m getting laid on a regular basis, I don’t want to see people burn in hell plus most of those terrorists never got laid enough which forced them to be weak minded and join a retarded group of false dreamers. The cucking will also be able to replace money and we can go back to bartering and fair trade which would release from the invisible shackles of our monetary system. It’s basic Cuckenomics, people. There’s literally no other way to fix society. Stay woke lol
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You’re damn right she is, Jesus
I’ll walk over there and fart in your dinner. How about that?
Hey! You fucking leave the Juicero out of this. You hear me?…I mean, read me!? It’s been through enough lately and it’s on suicide watch now. Just because it looks like a colostomy bag/robot afterbirth smashed into a Capri Sun doesn’t make it a useless product. There are people out there with no hands who aren’t lucky enough to just squeeze the juice out.
You can drink on the street in New Orleans and I didn’t realize that until I was there and then I had a good time. It’s not that hard to figure out Jimothy. For fuck’s sake
I remember when I went down to New Orleans for the first time to visit my then girlfriend and we were drinking in one of the bars and she was like “let’s go” while we just got our drinks and I was like “where” and she was like “outside to walk around” and then my life changed forever and I was so excited because I made that city my drunken playground and realized that I am not an adult man person yet
I feel alright actually. Had some brussel sprouts, avacado, and grilled chicken so I’m pretty legit now
Do you guys know the recipe for a climate change disaster? I’ll tell you, don’t worry…it’s when religious wing nut clowns are put into positions of power who still have a hard time believing that dinosaurs existed, try to tell you that sea levels aren’t rising and it’s all a Liberal hoax. Meanwhile, Louisiana loses 100 yards of coastline per hour (yay football stats!). Jimbo Fischer, go fuck yourself and learn how to swim
Aw, Jimbo you’re taking these literal and too seriously aren’t you? I remember when I used to be a dumbass but then I grew up and started donating clothes to the local shelter to help impoverished kids in my neighborhood in order to prop up property values so we could get that moneyyyyyy
Good for them, guys. Taking initiative to help solve the water crisis and to also collect your feces for Fertalizer where they can then grow your food for you while onsite since the overhead of having a cafeteria and paying recovering drug addicts/alcoholics below minimum wage is just too much fucking money. Al Gore really appreciates this effort. Feeding people is becoming a head ache so it was either that or they cull some of you off instead of just firing you.
Because you’re blaring Bob Seger all day, right?
All these mobile app/tech assholes always trying to make the world a better place. Guys, I bet they didn’t know that the illegal drug trade is another leading cause in the deforestation of the Rainforest. The only way to solve this problem is to grow your own god damn weed and stop buying it from Dennis down the street. We all know a guy like Dennis, fuck all the Dennis’. Not like literally fuck them but like don’t buy drugs from them
Don’t believe the toothpaste ads you see guys, get non-fluoride toothpaste and also stay away from town provided tap water because fluoride calcified your pineal gland which will cause you to be a semi-functioning mongoloid. I’ve avoided it and how do you think I’m able to critically think and creatively write these comments. I still got a mushy pineal gland, obv.
I’m sorry for hurting your penis’s feelings, man
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Guys, our bodies change every 7 years so new allergens can appear without us being prepared for them. That being said, please stop buying huge ass diesel trucks and then jacking them up and putting custom exhaust on them to make them look like the trucks you used to play with in the sand box as a kid. I already know that you have a Napoleon Complex, can’t face the realities of growing up, and have a very tiny man penis. Your insecuritymobiles are spewing hydrocarbons in the atmosphere and chasing rampant pollution that can trigger allergies in healthy people. Your small dicks are collectively fucking all of our asses and we couldn’t feel them for awhile because they’re small and stuff lol
Shit just comes to me as I sit here and overlook analytics charts for a mobile app. Plus my brain is probably fucked up….or extremely aware. I can’t really tell anymore
You were in Boston and didn’t even hit me up? Colddddddd
Also, make sure you guys turn off the water when you brush your teeth because there are people dying of thirst half a world away and all that water you’ll save with def get to them in time.
Guys, this somewhat has something to do with this article…I am dedicating my comments today to spread awareness of environmental issues. I missed Earth Day because I was too busy being a sanctimonious douchebag by guilt shaming people into caring about eco-friendly initiatives. Okay, here we go….Please cut up your fucking 6-pack holders before you throw them away so that they don’t strangle a seagull or a dolphin when they ultimately get flushed out into the ocean lol. Thanks
Oh, and recycle. We have to fucking recycle, guys
Guys, the human race is in jeopardy. Our time of doing a bunch of dumb stuff just to pay for stuff and then feel empty inside after is limited. I think I have a solution. People are gonna have to man up and cuck out their wives, it will solve the lack of sex problem in many people’s lives. It will also increase the spread of disease which will line the pockets of medical companies while also forcing them to research more diseases and find more cures. I undertand people will die but a population decrease is needed anyway so that algorithms can automate most of our lives and AI can replace most labor jobs. The ultimate goal of this cucking thing is to reduce terrorism because idk about you but when I’m getting laid on a regular basis, I don’t want to see people burn in hell plus most of those terrorists never got laid enough which forced them to be weak minded and join a retarded group of false dreamers. The cucking will also be able to replace money and we can go back to bartering and fair trade which would release from the invisible shackles of our monetary system. It’s basic Cuckenomics, people. There’s literally no other way to fix society. Stay woke lol