Saving all the credit card mailers to burn for heat this winter. PGP.

Watching the ripples in your coffee as the big gal moves around the office and wishing it was T-Rex from Jurassic Park coming to eat you. PGP.

Being chastised for calling older coworkers “sir” and “ma’am” out of habit. PGP.

Cold calling by day, blind dating by night. PGP.

Cooking for one, drinking for two. PGP.

Meeting a chick in a bar, and shaking her hand purely out of habit. PGP.

Having a work cell that rings more than your personal cell. PGP.