Drake’s perspective of not having any new friends is a lot different from mine. PGP.

I only check my 401k to remind myself that I actually have assets somewhere in this world. PGP.

Forgetting your headphones at home the day your office-mate decides to have a 30 minute phone call in Mandarin. PGP.

The most productive thing I’ve done today involved walking into a bathroom stall. PGP.

Being unable to determine whether she’s nice or flirting when in the office and afraid of getting referred to HR for trying.

Having to buy new clothes one paycheck at a time after forcing yourself to believe exercising was a good idea. PGP.