Friday is a walk through, helmets and shorts. PGP.

The security question “In what city is your vacation home?” having zero relevance. PGP.

I’m running out of internet over here. PGP.

George Costanza’s character makes infinitely more sense now. PGP.

Buying soy milk because it lasts longer. PGP.

Calling the cable company and pretending you’re going to cancel your service just to get a discounted rate. PGP.