In college I knew a girl who told her boyfriend senior year if they weren’t the next ones to get engaged they were breaking up. They were the next ones to get engaged. A year and a half later I see they are divorced and his profile picture is of him and his boyfriend. This reminded me of that girl.
I love going to dinner alone on nights I want to be out but don’t want to bother with coordinating with anyone. Sometimes you just have to get out of your house.
My mom will say that as she pours me another glass of wine. I hate it, don’t judge me MOM, I need a good buzz to get through Thanksgiving with the extended family.
No way a beta male could rip an apple. I’d like this video reviewed by the officials.
My ex would stop after 3 beers and go home from the bar at 11:30 if he even went out. It was the WORST.
Sup.
Cheers to this article.
She remarried a year later and is now pregnant.
In college I knew a girl who told her boyfriend senior year if they weren’t the next ones to get engaged they were breaking up. They were the next ones to get engaged. A year and a half later I see they are divorced and his profile picture is of him and his boyfriend. This reminded me of that girl.
Same.
Congrats on the sex
No way she makes 90k
I wonder if anyone has told Todd yet.
I love going to dinner alone on nights I want to be out but don’t want to bother with coordinating with anyone. Sometimes you just have to get out of your house.
Todd come get your woman.
Right? Didn’t they get new cars?
Aww man, I’ve totally pulled this moved when I was insecure and 20. Sorry Todd, but not sorry to my lying/cheating ex.
Love being able to take metro to work. I just sit back and read and let others dress. Driving everyday would turn me into a terrible person
“Are you seeing anyone?” – Grandma
“No, not right now.” – Me
“It’ll be ok.” – Grandma
**switches from wine to whiskey**
or a great idea
Do what I do, get drunk and hide in the living room with my dad and uncle so we can watch football.
My mom will say that as she pours me another glass of wine. I hate it, don’t judge me MOM, I need a good buzz to get through Thanksgiving with the extended family.
*shouldn’t. I’ve got day drunk and lost the ability to edit myself.