News

This Mirror Takes Selfies For You

9d912fa7-49e4-4484-82e7-a3d7a82d6e6c

“Self Enhancing Live Feed Image Engine” Sounds fancy, right? False. This is some a-hole’s punny name for the newest, and shiniest, tool to help you keep on top of your narcissistic game. The S.E.L.F.I.E mirror has arrived. I literally have so many mixed feelings about this, but all of them revolve around wanting to break my fist through the glass. The last thing I need is more chicks taking even more time in the ladies’ room at the bar.

I guess this is one iota better than an actual “mirror selfie” because you don’t get the impression they’re trying nearly as fucking hard, but remember, they’re really just doing a better job at hiding it. If you actually went out and bought this, you really need to reevaluate. I don’t get it. I mean, are we really so self-absorbed that it’s worth investing in a piece of decor (is that the proper category for this?) in order to- very ironically- look more casual about it? Maybe you should try spending less time looking at yourself and more time making friends. If you succeed, said friends may even want to have a picture taken (by another human) with you.

[via PSFK]

Email this to a friend

Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

2 Comments You must log in to comment, or create an account
Show Comments

For More Photos and Content

Latest podcasts

Download Our App

Take PGP with you. Get

New Stories

Load More