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This Guy Features A Girl’s Massive Rack In Every Yelp Review He Writes

If there’s one thing that most people appreciate about Yelp, it’s helpful people taking pictures of food so that we know what to expect. If there’s one thing people appreciate about the Internet, it’s boobs. Thankfully, a hero by the name of Charley C. took it upon himself to combine the two. It began with an innocuous picture of garlic rolls at C&O Cucina in Marina del Rey. Didn’t even bother leaving a review.

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One could assume that Charley’s inclusion of his girlfriend/wife/sister’s cleavage was an accident, but even if that were the case, he certainly capitalized on it. What follows is a Jordan-esque championship run of photo reviews.

Catfish at J’s Place.

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Gelato at the Wicked Spoon.

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Spicy meatloaf at J’s Place (Charley was not a fan, apparently).

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But then, Charley starts to get greedy. It’d be one thing to just have the mammaries in the background without ever acknowledging it, but he starts in with the double entendres.

“Double Deeeelicious”

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“Celebrating our freedom to have a huge bone-in steak.”

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Damn it, Charley, you had a good thing going. Don’t ruin it with unoriginal, repetitive puns that give us contradictory messages about the size of your lady friend’s bikini stuffers. You’ve still got time to get your act together before this whole thing goes viral. Like my fictional great uncle Ronny always said, “Never wink at a joke when a sly smile will do.”

[via UPROXX]

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Randall J. Knox

Randall J. Knox (known colloquially to his friends as "Knox") left his native Texas a few years ago, and moved to Los Angeles in his '03 Buick Regal named LeRoi to write movies with his jackass college buddies. His favorite things in life include bourbon that's above his pay grade, mix CDs, and Kevin Costner films. He isn't sure what "dad jeans" are exactly, but he knows he wants a pair.

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