First it was Nicki Minaj’s cringe-worthy “Baby Got Back” cover and now, this. As if the Facebook wedding albums and ever-changing relationship statuses aren’t enough to remind me that soon people are going to question why I’m not procreating, this video was just a slap in the face. The more important question is, why isn’t this family at the beach? Shouldn’t those snots be boogie boarding and building sand castles instead of rapping in the back seats of their (kinda hot) parents’ minivan? I’d love to know what this family does for family bonding time. In my family, it was a good, wholesome bike ride, sometimes we baked cookies together but never did we make a rap video. No, TWO rap videos. Proceed with caution.