Love can be fleeting. You never know when Cupid will take aim at you and a potential lover. In this case, it was a man from Jacksonville, North Carolina, who fell in love with the nurse who helped his wife deliver their child. We have a winner for Scumbag of the Year.
Here’s the desperate post in all its slimy glory:
This is probably a long shot but you were the nurse taking care of my wife while she was having our baby. I enjoyed our eye contact and would really like to talk to you more. Maybe tomorrow I will be there most of the day and I will bump in to you in the hall way or see you at the nurse station.
Sweet Jesus, guy. This is supposed to be the happiest moment of your life and you were too busy thinking the nurse with her hand in your wife’s vagina was eye-fucking you. I’m not one to deny the powerful laws of attraction that drive humans to lie, cheat and steal their way into someone’s pants, but come ON. This isn’t your baby’s mama. This is your WIFE. W-I-F-E.
I love how he says that it’s “probably a long shot” that this nurse will be browsing Craigslist looking for the creepy guy who was staring at her while his wife was in the painful throes of childbirth. “Long shot” is a good way to describe your marriage. Hope you cleared your browser history.
To the mother of this child, get out. Get out now. Get those child support checks and run away with this kid.
Here’s the post as it appeared on Craigslist:
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