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Morning Coffee Thoughts 5/17

Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

OH SHIT IT’S WAKEUP TIME. YOU KNOW THE DEAL. CLOSERS DON’T SLEEP. GET TO THE PAPER. DON’T WASTE TIME CONTEMPLATING OR PLANNING. JUST GET TO THE PAPER. CHASE IT LIKE A CAT CHASES A PLUMP MOUSE. CRAVE IT LIKE JIM IN ACCOUNTING CRAVES CIGARETTES AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY. DESIRE IT LIKE BECKY IN SALES DESIRES A HUSBAND WITH WHICH TO PROCREATE. YOU GET THE POINT. GETTING TO THE PAPER IS PARAMOUNT. WHEN THIS DAY ENDS, MAKE SURE EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS SAYING, “DAMN THAT MOTHER FUCKER CRUSHED IT TODAY.” IF THEIR REACTION IS ANYTHING LESS, YOU HAVE FAILED. RIDE OUT, RIDE HARD, AND RIDE FAST, SHOOTING THE BIRD AT EVERYONE YOU PASS.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, perpetually disappointed Rockets fan, Astros fan, and Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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