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Lorde Burns Diplo With A Tiny Penis Joke After He Makes Fun Of Taylor Swift’s Butt

I’m a fan of all butts. Tight butts, big ol’ Jen Selter butts, flat butts. Noted douchelord and “musician” Diplo, is not a fan of Taylor Swift’s butt and he wanted the internet’s help to give T-Swift a new ass, because all women’s asses need to be built for Diplo’s pleasure.

Then Lorde flew down on her internet broomstick and laid down the Thunder on the idiot.

Face. Hey, let’s check in on that kickstarter, shall we? I bet it’s raised at LEAST a couple thousand bucks, right?

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Aw, you tried, dude. Back to the beat lab and Katy Perry’s wretched vagina.

[via Gawker]

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting moderately drunk during dinner.

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