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Life In Your 20s According To Kevin McCallister

1. You’re going to start caring about things you normally didn’t care about.

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2. Some things will never stop making you happy.

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3. You are going to have to make some tough decisions when it comes to friends.

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4. Your tastes will become more refined.

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5. You’ll start enjoying and appreciating free time more than you ever have.

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6. Your slut phase is going to end sooner or later.

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7. Remember to stay in touch with old friends.

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8. You’ll start asking more important, meaningful questions.

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9. You’ll want to make bold decisions.

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10. You’re still fun. You just don’t have as much time to be fun as you used to.

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11. No one is going to stop you from doing what you want.

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12. Don’t be disappointed when you go back to your college town and no one knows you.

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13. You’re not going to like everyone you work with.

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14. Nothing feels as good as that first promotion and raise.

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15. You might have to lower your standards at some point.

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16. You’re going to be learning a ton of new names.

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17. You’ll have less of a problem with expressing your opinions.

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18. You’re still going to have trouble figuring some simple things out.

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19. You’re not turning into a bad person, it just feels that way.

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting inappropriately drunk in public.

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