Videos Lawyer Claims “I Think Like A Criminal” In Ridiculous Commercial by Brian McGannon Mar 06, 2014 3 Comments • 13 Pittsburgh attorney Daniel Muessig has a message for criminals. That message is "Hey guys. Don't let the man keep you down. Also, I don't give a shit what heinous crime you committed because ol' Danny's got your back." Nice Work13 Respond Email this to a friend Hey, I saw this on Post Grad Problems. Check it out.