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Larry David’s Daughter Has The Most Phenomenally Basic Instagram Account Ever

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all fucking know — I’m basic. I like rosè, brunch, the works. We don’t need to beat that dead horse again.

But much like A$AP Rocky, I like basic bitches, that’s my fuckin’ problem (that’s how it goes, right?). Well, I officially want Larry David’s daughter in my squad because this girl is redefining “basic” with every Instagram she puts up. Don’t believe me? Just watch.


Last name ever first name greatest

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Hey, Yuppie Scum Dog, will you pose in front of those perrennials for me?


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Hold up, am I seeing unpitted olives, salami, pickled string beans, and a cheese that’ll make my breath smell like shit? On a fucking beach? Sign me up.


Ay bay bay

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It’s almost like she read my tutorial on how to create the dopest Sunday Instagrams ever.


Woe

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*Googles whether or not Larry David’s daughter is 18 or not*

Oh, born in ’94, we’re good.


Not 🇺🇸

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Hey Cazzie, I’m going to Mexico for Christmas. Maybe we can chill and talk about all the money you’ll give me from your dad’s DuckTales room.


Coconuts erryday

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This is such a classic “I’m going to bring a book to the beach to make it look like I’m reading even though I’m getting drunk all day instead” look. Love it. Been in that situation a million times.


😋

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Would.


The French know….

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Avocado Toast + Toast w/ Caviar = I’m loaded.


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There’s a 100% chance that there are acai berries somewhere in those smoothies.


Brunch is better in LA

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Mimosas, new potatoes, and a pizza with bougie-ass ingredients are just standard protocol when you’re a loaded 21-year-old girl living in New York City.


So fall🍁🎾

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All I want in this life is to be rich enough to have a golf cart that I can park next to my tennis courts on a crisp, fall day.


🐴missed this guy🍏

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Horses scream, “I’m so rich that I have no idea what to do with all my money.”


🍉 🍉🍉

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I’m not positive, but I’m like 99% sure that’s Sauvignon Blanc on ice in a pint glass which might as well be called “The Will deFries” at this point.


24 hour champagne diet

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*Googles again to make sure she’s over 18*

Okay, we’re still good.


D

A photo posted by Cazzie David (@cazziedavid) on

“Bottle of rosè if I’m drinking with ya.” — Wiz Khalifa

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Okay, that’s not basic, but how can’t you love it? God bless Larry David and his offspring.

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Will deFries

Will deFries (@WilldeFries) is a Senior Writer at Grandex and the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries. Email me at will@grandex.co.

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