Here’s what you need to know about Baywatch, the movie, dropping May 2017. The Rock is in it. He’s a beast and his Instagram is both inspirational and t-boosting. I know a guy who tried to live like The Rock for a month, and he failed miserably because he’s just a man, unlike The Rock. Oh, and speaking of testosterone, Efron, my man. Dude is completely jacked. Almost, uncomfortably so. Is that natural? That’s not for us to know, but he’s sober now and looking like he’s been living at a Low-T clinic. Nice.
And the women.
Alexandra Daddario. Wow. What’s there to say about her that wasn’t already said by everyone after True Detective. A+ casting, guys. And the other two? That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
Also there’s a dead body on the beach, and The Rock is not having that shit.
I can’t imagine a worse place to dump a dead body. Whoever dumped that corpse didn’t do their homework, because that’s just a mistake. Guess we’ll find out..