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I Want To Be Phil Dunphy When I Grow Up

1. I can only hope I have a wife as smokin’ hot understanding as Claire Dunphy.

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2. I’ll never be out of touch with the latest pop culture trends.

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3. I don’t want my pride to ever prevent me from being upfront.

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4. I’ll never let my business affairs interfere with my family life.

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5. It will be important to know my strengths, yet also my flaws.

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6. To have the ability to tell it like it is.

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7. Bestow eternal wisdom upon those I encounter.

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8. Be able to look this good with a mustache.

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9. I’ll never leave anything open to interpretation.

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10. I won’t let age become an excuse for a lack of intimacy.

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11. Accepting that you’re not that important to the world.

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12. Being confident in my abilities.

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13. To be a man people can count on.

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14. To break the rules when I can.

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15. To never let my fears get the best of me.

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16. To know when to apologize when I’m at fault.

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17. Be as detail-oriented as possible.

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18. For everyone to think that I’ve got it all figured out.

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting inappropriately drunk in public.

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