While perusing the internet today for some juicy Bachelorette scoop because I am a garbage human obsessed with this damn show, I came across something quite amazing. Our resident least favorite contestant fuckboy, Robby Hayes, has a sweet lil bro who is apparently using his big bros “fame” to score chicks. Check out his Tinder profile below:
No joke, this dudes bio reads: “Robby Hayes little brother, you know him from the bachelorette..”
Wow. Low point, Patrick, low point. We all know it’s kind of the dream to have a family member or friend get famous and pull you into their entourage so you can ride their coattails and reap the benefits of fame and fortune. We’ve all seen Entourage. We get it. But Pat, your brother is not Vinny Chase. Your brother is not Drake. You are not a part of some OVO shit. You are the brother of a dude who wears skin-tight white pants and gets spray tans. He is not worthy of putting into your dating profile. Stop it. Be better.
Honestly though, if chicks on Tinder are as thirsty as Robby is, this may actually work. Live your truth, Patrick. And please tell your brother that he is the worst and I cannot WAIT until he is off of my tv screen forever..
[via Reality Steve]
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