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- Are some people really able to stop after just one glass of wine?
- Am I too old to be using Proactiv?
- Should I be paying for my own cell phone bill?
- How bad is it for me to sleep in my contacts?
- Is it ever just “who” and not “whom?”
- What is a 401k and what does it do?
- Do eggs actually dry up or is that just something my mother says?
- When is IKEA furniture no longer acceptable?
- How do I file my own taxes?
- When do babies stop crying?
- How much do I tip for carry out?
- What’s the difference between a W-9 and a W-2?
- How do I schedule a doctor’s appointment?
- Why is gas so expensive?
- When was the last time I had sex?
- Am I going to die alone?
- How do I read a map?
- How much am I supposed to spend on engagement presents? Wedding presents? Baby showers?
- Is it bad to blackout at brunch?
- Since when does milk cost $4 a gallon?
- Does one cat make me a cat lady? Or are we talking like, a lot of cats?
- Does healthy food ever start to taste good?
- Is it bad that I dislike all children?
- Why is Jennifer Lawrence so accomplished and also why is she younger than me?
- Is there such a thing as a happy, functional relationship?
- In terms of miles, how long is a 10k?
- Which dating website has the best ROI?
- When will the calculus class I took in college come in handy?
- Is Gluten really that bad?
- What’s a good credit score?
Respond
Catie Warren
Catie struggles with adulthood and has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with PGP, Catie was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co
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1. Yes
2. You’re too old to have acne, so I’d say keep using it if it works.
3. Like ObamaCare, the “family plan” excuse is only valid until you turn 26.
4. Depends on the brand. Certain kinds can be left in for days at a time.
5. Yes. You should have learned this in middle school.
6. It’s a tax-deferred, defined-contribution retirement savings account where your contributions are deducted directly from your paycheck. Some employers will match your contributions. If you have one, max it out right away.
7. You stop producing eggs during menopause (usually begins in your early 50’s).
8. It’s never acceptable. You can buy high-quality used furniture off craigslist for the same price as IKEA. It will last much longer and looks much better. Only exception is a mattress. Never buy a used mattress. Ever.
9. Go to TurboTax.com and follow their instructions. Take the standard deduction.
10. When they are old enough for you to slap them without going to jail.
11. Zero percent. Food tips are for delivery and waiter service only.
12. The W-9 is for taxpayer identification purposes only and is not filed with the IRS. The W-2 is your employer-generated statement of income
13. Find the one closest to your house on your insurer’s website, pick up the phone, and call the office.
14. Increasing overseas demand (especially from Asia), OPEC price manipulation, limited supply, and taxes mostly.
15. I don’t know but if you’re asking the question, too long.
16. Probably not, but you should start finding a husband now just in case.
17. The top part of the map is north. The little lines are roads. Blue patches are water. Don’t drive into those.
18. Depends on how well you know the bride/groom. If you’re best friends, you should buy the most expensive item on the registry. If you’re casual acquaintances, the least expensive. If you’re immediate family, an item in the 75th percentile of cost. extended family, the 50th percentile of cost.
19. It’s fine on a Saturday. Not on a Sunday.
20. Since about 2007, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
21. The rule is one cat per resident of the house. Anything beyond that makes you a cat lady.
22. No, but heart disease medication tastes a lot worse.
23. Depends. Is your name Casey Anthony?
24. She’s better looking than you. Hot chicks become successful more easily because they are hot. Sucks, but that’s life.
25. Yes. It’s called a business partnership.
26. 6.4 miles
27. This question is unanswerable because one cannot divide by zero.
28. Unless you are a scientist, engineer, or economist, never.
29. No, it’s fine. Gluten-free is yet another in a long line of moronic health scares / diet fads that will die out in about 2-3 years. There are only a handful of people who actually have celiac disease. The rest are hypochondriacs.
30. Above 700.
Thanks, mom.
^^^ haha
Boom.
And if someone is eating gluten-free and they tell you they have celiac, don’t continue to rave about it being a fad.
Most people who claim to have celiac disease have never had it diagnosed by a doctor and are probably making it up. They’re just falling for the fad and are using the disease excuse so that they look like less of an asshole for insisting that the group’s pizza be made out of some weird custom dough.
people like you are why people treat me like I am ridiculous. Also you can be a Celiac, have a gluten intolerance, a gluten sensitivity, or a plain old wheat allergy. Like seriously, why would I turn down a slice of Lou Malnati’s for a pizza that has a 70% chance of tasting like very expensive card board
I agree with you. I can eat most gluten, but not wheat. Whenever I have it, I get so sick, and people just don’t get it. Why would I eliminate all my favorite foods when I don’t have to? Just because some people are uneducated and think that diagnosed celiac is the only gluten or wheat related problem does not mean that people who suffer from it are hypochondriacs or trendy.
You are ridiculous. Stop being a pussy and eat normal pizza like everyone else. Your affinity for trendy diets isn’t a medical condition.
^this
Absolutely incredible.
Why am I so tired all the time? Should my car be making that noise? Why is everyone in this bar so young?
1) Because you live an unhealthy lifestyle and don’t get enough sleep.
2) No
3) Because they have no responsibilities and are trying to score.
Don’t judge a book by its donut cover
#15: last night. Three times. It was a good night.
cool story, bro.