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As a lady, I occasionally (read: often) find myself faking the big O during a full-blown sexual encounter. Sometimes it’s because I already got there during the pre-game, sometimes it’s because I know it’s not going to happen, and sometimes it’s because I just want the entire thing to be done already. I used the think this was just me…but apparently not.
CNN, in a story entitled “Why Some Make So Much Noise During Sex” took a look at a study published by Gayle Brewer of the University of Central Lancashire and Colin Hendrie of the University of Leeds that examined “copulatory vocalization” in heterosexual women between the ages of 18 and 48. The study found that while many women make noise during sex, but that didn’t automatically mean they were having an orgasm. Instead, 66% of the women surveyed said that they moaned to speed up their partner’s climax, and 87% said that they made noise during sex to give their partner’s confidence a boost.
Looks like I’m in the majority.
According to the piece:
“While female orgasms were most commonly experienced during foreplay, copulatory vocalizations were reported to be made most often before and simultaneously with male ejaculation,” the researchers wrote. Women also reported making noise to relieve boredom, fatigue and pain/discomfort during sex.
Relieve boredom? Ouch. But don’t worry guys, I’m sure that’s not the case with you. You’re totally in the other 34%/13%. Obviously..
[via CNN]
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Doesn’t matter had sex.
66% may have moaned to hurry up their partners, but 100% of those males still had sex.
Doesn’t matter, had sex
I’ve fake finished before. You aren’t the only ones who can fake an orgasm, ladies.
That’s nothing, I’ve faked an entire relationship.
Ladies – gay or straight – faking only reinforces bad technique. If your partner is doing it wrong, communicate. Speaking as a dude, trust me: we will listen and pay attention to what you want. (I’m assuming the same holds true in lesbian relationships.)
Simplest, realist thing ever said.
Wait, you mean women don’t always communicate what they want?!??? All of those times I’ve asked her what she wants to eat makes sense now.
Agreed. But any time I’ve ever flat out told a guy that his “technique” isn’t working, the look on his face makes me feel like I kicked a puppy…
The same goes for when the shoe is on the other foot. Don’t get mad at your partner or take offense when they try to tell you what does and doesn’t work…
66% + 44% ≠ 100%
Careful, you wouldn’t want to be accused of trying to manslplain math to her.
Not a dude so you actually just mansplained mansplaining to me
I just put myself in a manslpaining pretzel.
Sup?
Great username
After I have my penis in her she can recite the constitution for all I care
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Girls I hook up with never moan. That must mean I’m really good right?
What kind of psychotic silent women are you sleeping with?
To be brutally honest, just about anything that will hold still long enough
if that isn’t the creepiest/rapist thing I’ve read on here, idk what is.
I bet you’re a really fun person to hang out with
sarcasm doesn’t relay well through text
@2notbrokegirls, I know you’re all about the “feelingitis” but I’m willing to take a shot at being the 13% Sup?
100% – 66% = 34%…but ya
Fully willing to admit that math is NOT my strong suit.
Don’t worry, got an easy one for you.
Me + You = 💑