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It’s not cool to like the Koch Brothers in 2017. They’re billionaires, and they’ve backed a number conservative/libertarian causes over the years (CATO Institute, Americans For Prosperity, etc.). So they’re basically the perfect boogeymen for the left. Hey, I’m not here to discuss that, though, because my personal favorite Koch Brother, Bill, spawned a serious boss player of son.
Meet Wyatt Koch, President and CEO of Wyatt Ingraham, a clothing line that features some of the hottest shit I’ve ever seen. According to their website, Wyatt Koch is a young man with a taste for bold, authentic new looks. He noticed a void in the menswear industry and set out to fill that void using his creative outlets. Uh, hey, copywriter: He didn’t just “fill the void.” He roundhouse kicked it in the temple and then crammed it full of fun and unique designs at a reasonable price.
Here’s Wyatt in his own words:
You can’t tell me these shirts wouldn’t kill at the discoteca pic.twitter.com/sx5nwltQLl
— David Ruff (@dcarterruff) December 20, 2017
Look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t run the discoteca in a Wyatt Ingraham shirt. I dare you. The whole club will turn their cabezas as you hose them down with champagne and throw full cakes at their faces. I hate myself for not discovering the Wall Street shirt until after our company holiday party.
And what about the fact that Wyatt just chills on yachts talking to hot people all day?
But the Koch Brothers are the “bad guys.” Okay. Oh, and ladies- my dude is single. I learned that after reading this headline about Wyatt suing his ex-fiancee to get a 250k engagement ring back. That’s one-fourth of a million dollars, for those wondering.
Big shoutout to Wyatt for creating a brand that features nothing but statement shirts. Seriously, go look. Every design is like Tony Montana went to dinner and drinks with Jimmy Buffett and Russ Hanneman. We’d love to have you on the podcast, sir. Please send us free merch..
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Sounds like a big opportunity for Man Outfitters to carry a new line.
They have a shirt with clock faces on it called “I’m Ticked. Let’s Tock.”
I could stare at this webpage for hours.
I feel like this dude heard about “peacocking” from his virgin friends and decided to make a clothing line based on the concept.
That Pink Handcuffs buttondown is more my speed. Great conversation starter on your first day of prison if you guys ever wanted to get in on free food, housing, pay no taxes, and get that side hustle off the ground
Was waiting for more acerbic take on this rich douche’s shirt and how his father and uncle have already boned over pretty much everything else so might as well get sell their trash take on fashion. How we are really just indentured servants but better dressed and with thousand dollar iphone Xs.
Wanna joint venture in writing a book?
I kept waiting for TGDAG but forgot it’s on hiatus…
so Chubbies, but in shirt form?
This news after a few lunch beers due to reading Duda’s article…productivity is at an all time low, even for this time of year
Must be nice having a dad with a net worth of 1.67 billion USD…
The Fishing for Gold shirt is well.. Pure Gold