Got this today. Names have been blurred to protect those with poopy pants. This is gross by the way.
This is the email he (or she) sent out:
“So I’ve had an unfortunate afternoon. I did a little day drinking yesterday and have stomach issues all morning. Well my boss calls me into a conference room and we are in there for an hour or so, 1 to 2, I have another meeting at 2 so at 1:58 I had a 2 minute window to urinate. I run in to the bathroom and start peeing, I’m reading some texts for some gambling advice and have to fart, the fart turns into a legit shart and I shit my pants. I have to woddle to the stall and sit on the shitter. In the process, some poop drips off my ass and onto the floor and in walks someone. Keep in mind my meeting starts at 2 and its now 205. I dont know what to do and my underwear has diarhea all over it. I end up throwing away my underwear in little shitty trashcan connected to the toilet paper. I show up to the meeting at 210 and they were waiting on me, I assume they know I was pooping, but they dont know what really happened here. If you are having a shitty afternoon, I hope this has made it better. A picture is to follow.”
These are the real time texts: