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If you’re new here, let me explain this to you. I want to know what you’re having for dinner. I’m not extracting data for a research paper or anything, I’m just doing my best to create a dinner dialogue. And thus far, I’ve been very successful. So here we go.
Yesterday’s edition inspired me. I’m stepping out of the routine and getting out on the town. Lonesome Dove’s happy hour, to be more specific. Shouts to mhminor1989 for the inspiration. I’m going full Rogan and eating elk tonight. I need it.
What’s the plan?.
Respond
Dave
Lawyer. Writer. Dude doing business. I'm the meatloaf guy from tv.
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xanax and sauvignon blanc. also maybe chipotle.
Not gonna tell you not to but because I enjoy your comments and witty banter, be careful with that plan.
all good things in moderation, my friend.
Sup?
Was able to leave work early and the capital R is out of town. Don’t have to worry about “health” or “vegetables.” Mac and cheese here I come. Let the boys play!
I have a feeling if the Capital Rs knew how we really live when they’re gone, they wouldn’t be Capital Rs for much longer
They know. They always know. Source: married guy.
I’d like to think she loves me for who I am, but I definitely mind the Ps and Qs around her. Don’t let her see the absurd Porn I sometimes watch and the Quantity of crappy food I put into my body
Did some mac and cheese mixed with baby spinach to convince the other half it was “healthy”
French bread pizza
Good move
Five Guys burger with a Mr. Pibb. Then a stogie and a beer to meditate and ponder.
Well Dave, I crushed it today at work so tonight I’m going to get some Cava Grille. I’m thinking half greens/half rice with spices lamb as my meat. Extra feta too because I deserve it.
3 day old little caesars hot n ready
name checks out
Didn’t think there was anything more disgusting than little caesars hot n ready but I stand corrected.
You’ve clearly never heard of a “budget”
Pizza after the gym because life is about balance
he is now very heated that i called him out. might write a column about this.
^he’s lying, he’s slugging back sierra nevada at the bar
?
I’m currently looking into a kids noggin so probably nothing.
Explain this.
I think he’s a Dr
WELL HE BETTER BE
I think he’s Dexter
Or Hannibal Lecter
Trader joe’s orange chicken and jasmine rice. Also beer.
Is their orange chicken good?
Anything from Trader Joe’s is absolute fucking fire. If anyone disagrees, I will fight you to the death
I got your back, bro
Had their chicken wontons tonight
As good if not better than most standard chinese places
Eggs