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Due to a recent massive shortage in eggs that was caused by an outbreak of avian flu amongst chickens across the Midwest, the Southern-based fast food chain Whataburger is cutting down on its famously extensive breakfast menu availability, according to a Houston Chronicle report. Until further notice, Whataburger will only have its breakfast menu open from 5:00 am-9:00 a.m. on weekdays and 5:00 a.m.-11:00 a.m. on weekends, as opposed to its ultra-convenient 11:00 p.m.-11:00 a.m. schedule.
This is a cause for severe emergency in the minds of many proud native Texans who believe their San Antonio-based chain of burger joints’ good eats are worthy for Jesus’ Last Supper. Many see this restaurant as their ultimate pride and joy and are deciding to have a major cow (pun intended) about it in the form of aimless social media whine-sessions.
Texas is flooding, Blue Bell is gone, Whataburger breakfast shortage, Dez still caught that ball. It’s hard times in Texas.
— Miguel⚡️ (@LeanandCuisine0) June 1, 2015
The Texas plagues continue https://t.co/MLcGvbzqr7 — Texas EDM Family (@TexasEDMFamily) June 1, 2015
The terrorists have won. https://t.co/KTnI255a0E
— Aaron Dickens (@AaronDickens) June 1, 2015
Texas in May: Blue Bell Recall Floods Whataburger shortage If we can survive this, don’t tell me we can’t secede. pic.twitter.com/gVSsxZsy2b — Matt Shillinglaw (@mshill16) May 31, 2015
Texas is slowly dying. Whataburger egg shortage, raining every other day, flooding, no Blue Bell. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US 😫😭?!
— It Girl (@TaliaArtrice) June 1, 2015
Can I take my own eggs? https://t.co/Tr5CALxizx
— Jacquelyne Gonzalez (@jacquiLoveeeeee) June 1, 2015
Bruh….. No more whataburger breakfast at midnight….. What a catastrophe 😨 — FuturisticPlayaShit (@ZoBones_RIM) June 1, 2015
My real biggest concern today is… Whataburger doesn’t serve breakfast past 9am?
— Das Wunderkind (@SHADMILLER13) June 1, 2015
The outrage over this chain having a few less hours of available eggs for taquitos and the likes is ridiculous, but comical nonetheless. Comparing your inability to have a breakfast item for a short time to Blue Bell’s bacteria listeria outbreak that can (and has) cause actual harm to people is downright insane, though. From Houston to El Paso, it looks like that post-drinking fourth meal will have to be settled with Taco Bell, which everyone will reluctantly grow to accept..
[via Houston Chronicle]
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I have this bad feeling I’m going to get arrested in a Whataburger in the near future.
This is bullshit. I went to Whataburger last night at 12:30 am and they credited the fucking egg shortage as to why I couldn’t get a Honey Butter Chickin Biscuit. I honestly argued with the overweight african-american woman at the window and ultimately drove off. Like WTF?
You could always just get the honey bbq chicken sandwich with honey butter sauce instead
That’s why you get paid the big bucks
Or you can get the Deep Fried Honey Butter Chicken on a stick dipped in Butter, Butter Sauce and Honey
Avian flu is no joke.