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Totino’s Pizza Rolls
For the pizza lover who has everything–except for the money to constantly order pizza, or the desire to leave the house.
To you, pizza is a very deep, personal experience. It’s one you only want to share with yourself and your pizza. You don’t have time to wait for a delivery guy or have the skills to put a DiGiorno in the oven. Ain’t nobody got time for that. No, you want your pizza and you want it now, in handy little pockets bursting with flavor.
That’s where the good people at Totino’s come in, giving you all the flavor and euphoria of eating pizza in tiny, bite-sized, pouch form. I mean, you can warm them up in the microwave in three minutes or less. Ding! Your little pockets of happiness are done. Now you can take them back to your room and resume watching “Game of Thrones” in bed, you winner, you.
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This aggression against Chicago deep dish will not stand. I have constantly craved Lou Malnati’s since my last trip to Chicago.
Lou Malnati’s is a gift from God.
There’s pizza, and then there’s the most delicious crust loaded with toppings and sauce, ON THE FING TOP!! Perfectly cooked Chicago deep dish almost makes up for everything wrong with that place, but then there is the cubs soooo….
Pure and utter slander.
I smell an “In Defense of Chicago Deep Dish Pizza” article…
Bacon pizza. That’s all I have to say about that.
I’m guess I’m just a lonely/horny weirdo who likes pineapple on meat lovers
I’ll agree that the Square from L & B’s is awesome, but how dare you call Chicago style deep dish anything but glorious? Go snort powdered everclear you douche.
I respect you for the L&B love, but Chicago Deep Dish is the Warren G. Harding of Pizzas.
Come at me, bro.
Upside Down Square? Is there something I’m missing or is that just a slice of Sicilian?
Not the most popular choice, but my favorite slice in NY is the artichoke slice at Artichoke on 14th. Heavenly.
You’re not missing something, the slice is missing something. It has no cheese. Marinara is on top, therefore it is upside down.
I like Supreme Stuffed Crust pizza. I assume this means I’m simply gluttonous.
^ This
DiGiorNo you didn’t
What about the thin vs thick crust debate?
Great. Now I have to think about what kind of person I am when I order a fucking pizza.
What about weirdos like me who love pizza, but if given the choice would pick white pizza over anything? Or this just might be me…