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Chicago Deep Dish
We’ve all seen Jon Stewart’s hilarious rant defending New York-style pizza against (the abomination that is) Chicago Deep Dish pizza.
While deep dish pizza isn’t exactly “having sex with a corpse made of sandpaper,” as Stewart describes it, he is right about one thing–it’s not pizza as we know it. It’s something else entirely.
But then again, so are you. You’re accustomed to a slower, heartier way of life. You take the time to stop and smell the roses. You’re not interested in the hustle and bustle of eating a quick, folded up pizza slice as you walk down the street with your friends, arguing about whether A-Rod is an asshole or a douchebag. (Spoiler: he’s both.) You can’t eat it over your lap and you sure as hell can’t put it on a paper plate. You want your pizza to be a real, full meal.
Deep dish lovers are all about the destination, not the journey. Or the other way around. I don’t know where I’m going with this metaphor, but deep dish people are just plain screwed up. The scary part is, their votes count just as much as yours do.
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This aggression against Chicago deep dish will not stand. I have constantly craved Lou Malnati’s since my last trip to Chicago.
Lou Malnati’s is a gift from God.
There’s pizza, and then there’s the most delicious crust loaded with toppings and sauce, ON THE FING TOP!! Perfectly cooked Chicago deep dish almost makes up for everything wrong with that place, but then there is the cubs soooo….
Pure and utter slander.
I smell an “In Defense of Chicago Deep Dish Pizza” article…
Bacon pizza. That’s all I have to say about that.
I’m guess I’m just a lonely/horny weirdo who likes pineapple on meat lovers
I’ll agree that the Square from L & B’s is awesome, but how dare you call Chicago style deep dish anything but glorious? Go snort powdered everclear you douche.
I respect you for the L&B love, but Chicago Deep Dish is the Warren G. Harding of Pizzas.
Come at me, bro.
Upside Down Square? Is there something I’m missing or is that just a slice of Sicilian?
Not the most popular choice, but my favorite slice in NY is the artichoke slice at Artichoke on 14th. Heavenly.
You’re not missing something, the slice is missing something. It has no cheese. Marinara is on top, therefore it is upside down.
I like Supreme Stuffed Crust pizza. I assume this means I’m simply gluttonous.
^ This
DiGiorNo you didn’t
What about the thin vs thick crust debate?
Great. Now I have to think about what kind of person I am when I order a fucking pizza.
What about weirdos like me who love pizza, but if given the choice would pick white pizza over anything? Or this just might be me…