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Pepperoni, Sausage, Or Meat Lovers
I know what you’re probably thinking. People who add pepperoni or sausage to their pizza are people who want something slightly more than cheese but aren’t brave enough to go balls-to-the-wall and try something like pineapple and bacon with an almond crust (more on that later).
I’m going to take that one step further. People who order a little extra meat on their pizza are probably a little bit lonely. They put a little extra on their pizza as a subconscious way of letting the world know they’re looking for something new and exciting. When you get right down to it, pepperoni and sausage people really just hope they’ll open the door and see a hot pizza delivery guy or girl who makes a pun about having meat on their pizza–and then rocks their world.
Meat lovers pizza: for lonely, horny people.
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This aggression against Chicago deep dish will not stand. I have constantly craved Lou Malnati’s since my last trip to Chicago.
Lou Malnati’s is a gift from God.
There’s pizza, and then there’s the most delicious crust loaded with toppings and sauce, ON THE FING TOP!! Perfectly cooked Chicago deep dish almost makes up for everything wrong with that place, but then there is the cubs soooo….
Pure and utter slander.
I smell an “In Defense of Chicago Deep Dish Pizza” article…
Bacon pizza. That’s all I have to say about that.
I’m guess I’m just a lonely/horny weirdo who likes pineapple on meat lovers
I’ll agree that the Square from L & B’s is awesome, but how dare you call Chicago style deep dish anything but glorious? Go snort powdered everclear you douche.
I respect you for the L&B love, but Chicago Deep Dish is the Warren G. Harding of Pizzas.
Come at me, bro.
Upside Down Square? Is there something I’m missing or is that just a slice of Sicilian?
Not the most popular choice, but my favorite slice in NY is the artichoke slice at Artichoke on 14th. Heavenly.
You’re not missing something, the slice is missing something. It has no cheese. Marinara is on top, therefore it is upside down.
I like Supreme Stuffed Crust pizza. I assume this means I’m simply gluttonous.
^ This
DiGiorNo you didn’t
What about the thin vs thick crust debate?
Great. Now I have to think about what kind of person I am when I order a fucking pizza.
What about weirdos like me who love pizza, but if given the choice would pick white pizza over anything? Or this just might be me…