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Honestly, it would be worth not getting the job. It’s not like you’re getting any offers anyway.
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This is easily one of my favorite things I’ve ever seen on this site.
The best thing you’ve ever written. Great job.
Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dolla dolla bill y’all
If I was interviewing someone and they did this I would crack up and probably give them the job. That takes creativity and balls.
I feel like “Forgot About Dre” is a treasure trove of captions for an article like this. I’d paste some of the more obvious ones in here, but I don’t want to type/paste a novella into the comments.
There needs to be more columns like this.
This is the greatest thing. I’ve ever seen. Pretty sure my coworkers think I’m insane for how hard I’ve been laughibg
Greatest thing you’ve ever seen? Perhaps you should get out more.
Ever hear about hyperbole?
Is the hyper bole anything like the super bowl?
So you are currently employed with a computer, why the change?
That hoe don’t want no more
That bitch better have my doe
Suck it, suck it, suck it…..
Lick it, lick it, lick it….
-Ying yang twins
Competor dammit. I’m drunk.
Fuck it.