Went to a wedding this weekend and fell when I was blacked out. Everyone at work is asking how I got the bruise on my face. PGP.
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Tell them fight club
First rule of Fight Club: Never talk about Fight Club
Been there. People’s reactions were priceless when I told them I literally had no idea.
Was it my wedding?