W Hotels In NYC Want To Get You Laid On Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day blows, no matter which way you slice it. Candy is expensive, greeting cards are disposable bullshit, restaurant reservations are hard to get, and if you fuck any of it up, you’ll be dateless and nursing blue balls faster than a New Yorker changing subway cars after one of those mariachi bands piles into your car when you’re hungover. It’s a total lose-lose scenario: blow all your money on Valentine’s Day, or blow your wad into a sock, alone.

If neither of those situations sound appealing to you and you want to come to New York City, you’re in luck, because the W Hotels in New York are offering a brand new “Swipe Right” package to tickle your fancy.

“No Valentine? No problem. The W Hotels of New York’s Swipe Right package will get you and your single friends ready to mingle and find ‘Mr. or Mrs. Right for Life (or for the night)’ on your Tinder, Grindr, Hinge or 3nder profile. While everyone else heads to romantic dinners, the W Hotels of New York will get you prepped and ready to find love ..or something like it.”

Damn, no love for JSwipe? Maybe there will be a “Swipe Right” night at the Chabad on Saturday. Props for including 3nder, though, for those who really want to get into some fucked up debauchery.

Anyway, this package includes:

• Hair and makeup from GLAMSQUAD
• Professional head shots
• 2 Living Room SIP tickets (I think that’s a bar or club of some kind.)
• W suite for the night

So, if you’ve got money to burn and fancy a night out on the town in New York, why not give this package a try? You could have the night of your life — or at least beat off into a sock in a fancy hotel room. Same thing, but you’re paying extra for it, and the food delivery options for after you “take yourself to bed” are much better, so…that’s a win?

[via W Hotels]

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