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There are those nights when you’ve got a dream team situation going any no one can touch you. Your fringe friends? They’re busy with other plans. Everyone’s girlfriend? Out of town at a bachelorette party or family vacation.
You gotta think that last night was one of those nights for these guys. Don’t believe me? Just watch.
Fun dinner last night with @KidRock and @OfficialGretzky ! Some cool stories. #Badass #TheGreatOne #facetweet pic.twitter.com/LDqTEve4Ne
— Justin Verlander (@JustinVerlander) November 12, 2015
SQUAD DEEP.
Hold up, you’re telling me JV was hanging out with The Great One AND The American Badass? Game over. If you were at a bar last night and you saw that crew roll in, you’re officially done talking to every girl you’re saddled up at the bar with because all eyes are officially elsewhere.
Talk all you want about your dream golf foursome, but no matter how you cut it, this one could be very formidable. Just look at the resume of these three:
1,016 NHL Goals (Most All-Time)
9 NHL MVPs (Hart Trophy)
6 MLB All-Star Games
4 Stanley Cups
1 AL MVP Award
1 Cy Young Award
1 MLB Triple Crown
1 Rookie Of The Year
1 Mighty Ducks Appearance
1 Pam Anderson Sex’d With
1 Kate Upton Sex’d With
1 Paulina Gretzky Produced
They’ve all unquestionably been at the top of their respective crafts, they all have a thing for leggy/well-endowed blondes, and have all had encounters with Will deFries at some point in their lives whether they remember them or not.
No one really knows how these three got together last night, but here’s what we do know: Kid Rock’s emblem of the American Badass eagle resides on the chair that Verlander is sitting in. They were all in Beverly Hills (Verlander was spotted with Kate Upton there yesterday as well) where Kid Rock has a place and Gretzky played for the LA Kings. And it all probably started with one of them group texting the others, “How about some GOATS painting the town red tonight?”
Gotta love it. .
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I really enjoy that Kid Rock is wearing his “I think my peyote is starting to hit me” face in the picture.
Gretzky sporting the leather jacket. Legend.
Didn’t you prank call the Great One, Will?
Yes.
I feel like Gretzky and Rock would punk verlander. Kid Rock as seen some shit and don’t let Wayne’s wholesome look fool you, he’s still a hockey player. Meanwhile Verlander works every 5th day and still sucks.
“And they’re the three best friends that anyone can have…”
Dream Golf Foursome is a fantastic idea, I’ve somehow never thought about this concept.
Larry David, Bill Murray, Bartolo Colon.
Pretty sure Verlander didn’t win a triple crown, seeing as there’s a DH in the AL and all.
Triple Crown for pitching is leading the league in wins, ERA, and Ks. Verlander did it in 2011
There is a beverly hills michigan too. they were honoring sergei fedorov at the joe the other night after nick lidstrom and sergei fedorov were inducted into the hockey hall of fame. as you can imagine everyone was there. so there is your connection.
That’s not where they were though. They were in California.
maybe kate upton had a photo shoot or something, kid rock had a concert, and gretzky lives there and they just happened to be at the same place same time type thing…I would be freaking out if i saw this squad roll up.