What you’re describing is not a trophy husband, it’s a submissive, overly dependent guy who couldn’t earn the honest respect of any real man at your country club. Those are the guys who accomplish something measurable in their careers to earn reverence, can still pick up a tool to fix that broken thing at home and keep their wives happy, and fly business class instead of private because they’d rather leave a bigger nest egg for their children than post pics from a not-all-that-impressive chartered Citation CJ2.
For that matter, any kind of carry on asshattery. One bag, 9x14x22, that’s it. Not three plastic bags of souvenirs, your winter jacket, and a duffel bag stuffed full of dirty underwear. I especially despise the kind of people who sign up for a credit card to get group 2 boarding and feel entitled to fit said items in the overhead.
Caroline, you poetic noble land mermaid. This is gold. Also, if anyone is at the “something beats nothing” stage: Do something in sales. If you learn to, well, sell stuff you will eventually be able to sell yourself as a successful adult too (whether that’s true or not). Isn’t that what we’re all trying to do?
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Damn it Rachel, now I’m hungry…
Calling the cops on you for making a joke might be the biggest red flag in history
“I’m so glad you’re eating again” gets them every time
Gotta mix a little white with the green.
Nick Offerman: The hero we deserve
^ That worked about as well as that music video.
Back in the ole days we used to say “chug bleach”… but this works too
^ I’ll be honest, I chuckled
What you’re describing is not a trophy husband, it’s a submissive, overly dependent guy who couldn’t earn the honest respect of any real man at your country club. Those are the guys who accomplish something measurable in their careers to earn reverence, can still pick up a tool to fix that broken thing at home and keep their wives happy, and fly business class instead of private because they’d rather leave a bigger nest egg for their children than post pics from a not-all-that-impressive chartered Citation CJ2.
But are you living the #MargLife? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
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For that matter, any kind of carry on asshattery. One bag, 9x14x22, that’s it. Not three plastic bags of souvenirs, your winter jacket, and a duffel bag stuffed full of dirty underwear. I especially despise the kind of people who sign up for a credit card to get group 2 boarding and feel entitled to fit said items in the overhead.
Everyone should be required to watch The Last Waltz at least once for educational purposes.
No matter how hot a girl is, someone somewhere got tired of her shit.
They look like they both have wonderful.. personalities
Can’t take credit for that line, but you’re welcome.
Caroline, you poetic noble land mermaid. This is gold. Also, if anyone is at the “something beats nothing” stage: Do something in sales. If you learn to, well, sell stuff you will eventually be able to sell yourself as a successful adult too (whether that’s true or not). Isn’t that what we’re all trying to do?
Damn it Bill, that’s my nickname!
UA is alright if you have status. Until then it’s without doubt the worst major carrier. Blame Jeff Smisek and thank god he’s gone