Went out with some friends for my birthday. Turned into a bar crawl. Blacked out. Fiancé caught me staring at the bartenders ridiculous cleavage. Safe to say she was not impressed.
Such a Beta move sending it via email. I did it in person and got told “Don’t bother, we don’t want anyone here that doesn’t want to be here.” Jokes on him, I basically got 2 weeks vacation until I started my next job.
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I knew it. Will loves romantic comedies. Gotta have some drama before they end up together……fuck.
What’s your Touch Tunes go to? I think you put on ‘Return of the Mack’ and ride the wave straight to a 3 day weekend.
“Bah Gawd!! That’s Todd’s Music!!!!”
I almost unfollowed you after the ‘Paris’ thread.
Allergy season is getting to me. Loading up on Claritin and hitting the office. Small set back for a big comeback.
Went out with some friends for my birthday. Turned into a bar crawl. Blacked out. Fiancé caught me staring at the bartenders ridiculous cleavage. Safe to say she was not impressed.
Charlie’s about to quit his job “I gotta go see about a girl”
Is this the return of Gil?
This is actually pretty great writing. I’m legitimately uncomfortable while reading these now.
Duda is quickly becoming the most insufferable person on this site.
The extreme!
This is a hard what if, but what if Todd continues to drag his feet and she leaves him. One can hope.
Anything for a half day.
You have way too much to drink and you own the dance floor.
Missed your comment above, that’s on me, the Beta comment was a bit harsh. Keep doing you.
Such a Beta move sending it via email. I did it in person and got told “Don’t bother, we don’t want anyone here that doesn’t want to be here.” Jokes on him, I basically got 2 weeks vacation until I started my next job.
Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili.
Chicken quesadillas. Fuck wit me.
Damn it we want blood!
Andddddd. Here. We. Go.