I am at the biological peak of my life and spend it at a desk

“We’ve gotta open a business so we can be our own boss.” PGP

Downloading the New York Times Crossword app in attempts to keep your brain and vocabulary sharp. PGP.

Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.

Gave in my two weeks. People keep saying “We will miss you”. How am I supposed to respond to that? PGP.

Hard work is getting in 5 minutes before your boss and acting like you’ve been there for hours PGP.

Being torn between belittling judgement and fleeting jealousy of people who still live with their parents. PGP.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

Chose to binge watch Netflix last night rather than binge drink tequila. PGP

Checking the current weather from my computer because my personal office has no windows. #PGP