Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles:
Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
It is literally impossible for a man who registered the username “Barney Stinson” to be too old for this website. You’re right where you belong, friendo.
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Today is the day you break that 10 cup threshold. You can do this.
Congratulations on the sex.
I fucking love you, man.
Had to take some painkillers last night because I hurt my back doing #RossFit so I’m all groggy and will be taking down an extra cup or two today.
I got an engagement watch but didn’t know this was a thing and now that I do it feels less special so I might sell it and put the money on black.
Keep your head up and shine on, player.
Shit man just tryna survive.
Serious lack of jacking it here, Tim.
I use deFries’ girlfriend’s Hulu subscription. No lie.
Thanks for blowing my post streak, Crowley. I was going for a record.
You thought wrong.
You and me, buddy, we have a lot in common.
Got some content to knock out, a project to work on, lunch with the whole company, and zero plans tonight which I fucking love.
Crush it, Mel. Own it.
I never sleep, ’cause sleep is the cousin of death.
At the risk of feeling like a nerd, I feel obligated to fix this. Thanks Scrooge.
You’re forgiven and thank you.
It is literally impossible for a man who registered the username “Barney Stinson” to be too old for this website. You’re right where you belong, friendo.
I don’t believe in inflation. It’s like global warming. Fake news. Sad!
I have accomplished my goal of starting a productive conversation about saving for retirement. Suck it, haters.