Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles:
Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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Don’t be afraid to burn some bridges on your way out. Feels good.
Bring some acid. For my friend.
I’m worth $5.4 dollars and own 1/1000000000 of the city so email me some “friendly constructive feedback” on the book I wrote and I’ll cut you.
Where do you even get acid these days? Asking for my friend.
Suck it up bitch there are like 5 billion women in the world one of them will love the fuck out of you.
I pray to God you have neighbors that can hear your music through the wall and now think you’re a demented serial killer.
The fuck time zone are you in?
Come on man that’s why I included the day in the first sentence.
This is exactly why I love thunderstorms.
You should probably point out that salary discrepancy.
Very good point. Dietitians should take note.
Haaaa don’t call her your “SO” though.
Get in there and show those sons of bitches your all your valuable traits and characteristics.
HAPPY FRIDAY, TEXASCUCK
Shit man, don’t give me too much credit. I still owe you one from last week. Got another dangerous animal coming posthaste in the morning.
Pipe down, rapist.
It was early man I was barely breathing.
Crushed this comment. Just wanted to say well done.
The image of you checking PGP while your wife is squeezing your hand and doing Lamaze breathing mid-labor just made my day.
Well shit is about to get a lot better. Email me your Venmo and lunch is on me today. Ross@Grandex.co (not .com #PGP)