Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles:
Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
SAME BOAT, SORTA. HEADED TO ATLANTA TOMORROW THEN AUGUSTA FOR THE MASTERS AND IT’S TECHNICALLY A WORK TRIP BUT I’LL ALSO TECHNICALLY BE ERECT THE ENTIRE TIME.
IF YOU WANT PROPER PUNCTUATION AND CORRECT GRAMMAR THEN THIS IS NOT THE DAILY FEATURE FOR YOU WE ARE ALL ABOUT GETTING OUR BLOOD PRESSURE UP AND CLOSING ON MOTHERFUCKERS
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Please explain.
Huge congrats bruh
SEEEEERG
Their goddamn WiFi didn’t work, okay man? It wasn’t my fault. I’m just as upset as you are.
WHAT’S EARLY GREY? TEACH ME.
SAME BOAT, SORTA. HEADED TO ATLANTA TOMORROW THEN AUGUSTA FOR THE MASTERS AND IT’S TECHNICALLY A WORK TRIP BUT I’LL ALSO TECHNICALLY BE ERECT THE ENTIRE TIME.
MY SIDE HUSTLE IS SLANGING ROCKS BUT I RESPECT THE TUTORING.
THAT’S HOW IT’S DONE. DESTROY THOSE IMPOTENT CLOWNS.
Well there’s either a glitch in the system or you people are awesome or both, because we got hella likes now. Play on, players.
Take the .005 seconds to give me a goddamn thumbs up. Having like 30 comments and 3 thumbs is depressing. WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER.
*UNNECESSARILY VIOLENT SALUTE*
WELCOME TO THE FUCKING PARTY
Ironic consider the amount of fire analogies I used in this edition of MCT.
BE CAREFUL HE MIGHT TRY TO FORCE YOU TO SUCK HIS BILLIONAIRE DONG I’VE HEARD STORIES ABOUT DUDES LIKE THAT TAKING MEETINGS TO TRY AND SCORE MOUTH
I GOT YOU ALWAYS DUDE NO WORRIES
IF YOU WANT PROPER PUNCTUATION AND CORRECT GRAMMAR THEN THIS IS NOT THE DAILY FEATURE FOR YOU WE ARE ALL ABOUT GETTING OUR BLOOD PRESSURE UP AND CLOSING ON MOTHERFUCKERS
Watched the game. That was nuts. Gargantuan balls on X. Enjoy, my friend.
Fix it you cuck.
Burn pounds and green.
Fuck asses today.